VERSE 1: I'm lost in Honolulu, all the roads are one-way
The streets names are long, and they all begin with "K"
I'm looking for the beach, but there's no place to park
I'll cruise Kalakaua and Kuhio 'til it's dark
CHORUS: I need a map, I need GPS
I need a local to help me out of this mess
I need a cellphone to dial four-one-one
I need to find the beach before the setting of the sun
VERSE 2: I'm lost in LA, and I'm trying my best
The freeway gives two city names, but which one is west?
I'm heading for the beach, please tell me how
Oh no, it's rush hour traffic, I'll never get there now
CHORUS
MIDDLE-8: I need the ocean, I need some peace
Sand beneath my toes as I wade out to my knees
Swim out past the breakers, float on my back
Body surf back in, lie in the sun and relax
CHORUS
VERSE 3: I'm lost in Columbus, where is the beach?
Is the east, west, or gulf coast fastest to reach?
A real ocean beach is far away, I know
Please give me directions, and on my way I'll go
CHORUS
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